Spaces on the Wall

How Am I Going To Get Up There?

Low Tech Yet Effective

Engagements Make You Do Funny Things

Gotcha suckaaa!

Help Wanted?

The Hook

Inappropriate Listing

Where's The Dog?

Timing Is Everything

Is that fair or what? One day after Easter, this product is instantly half the price. Same product, different time. Some products on the market reach their shelf life pretty quick. If you have the power to set an expiration date, make it known to your customers. Otherwise they have the power.

Bad Messages

My wife and I joke about this all the time. Last summer,  we vacationed in the north georgia mountains and it seemed as though every single ma n' pa business out there had the same friggin tagline: For All Your *Insert Service Here* Needs. We imagined some carpet bagging marketing slimeball going door-to-door pitching that horrible tagline. Point is everyone sounded the same, even though they were in completely different markets. They must have take a page from big advertising.